Sunday, October 21, 2012

Zombies of Wisconsin (haiku)

East Side Zombie
Buy brains from co-op,
Eat raw for added enzymes,
Juice leftover parts.

West Side Zombie
Lightly sauté brains,
Garnish with fresh cracked pepper,
Pair with a Chablis.

UW-Madison Zombie

Jack and coke and blood,
Fingers taste like pokey sticks,
Dude, I'm so wasted.

Up North Zombie
Take brains from freezer,
Thaw and add to your hot dish,
Lotsa cheese. Go Pack.


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